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    Best jokes ever!!

    Post by Francomacc on Sat Mar 08, 2008 6:35 am

    As the title states, i would really like to read some funny jokes Wink
    Here I go with some, i hope you like 'em.

    This happened in Australia.
    A wounded soldier asks the nurse: Did i come here to die??
    the nurse replies: No, love you came here yesterday.

    (it might be senseless at first but if you read it out loud you will get it. The pronunciation is the key of the joke)


    A man asks a lawyer : what are ur fees for two questions??
    The lawyer replies: 700 Euros, what's your 2nd??



    Your momma is a carpenter's dream, she's as flat as a board and easy to nail.



    and for me this is the best joke ever, unfortunately i will have to write it, and it's not a short one.

    here we go....

    A girls asks her boyfriend to come over friday night and have dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the girl tells him that after the dinner, she wud like to have sex with him for the first time.The boy is ecstatic, but he had never had sex before, so he decides to take a trip to the pharmacy to get some condoms. The pharmacist helps the boy for about half an hour. He tells the boy everything there's to know about condoms and sex. At the register the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy a 3-pack a 10-pack a family pack. The boy inists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all.That night, the boy shows up at his gf parents' house and meets his gf at the door. ''Ohh, i'm so excited for you to meet my parents!! Come on in!! the boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offer to say grace and bows his head. A minute passes and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his head down 10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. finally after 20 minutes with his head down the gf leans over and whispers to her boyfriend ''i had no idea you were that religious. The boy turns , and whispers back, '' I had no idea ur father was a pharmacist... Loool!!!!

    edited, I didnt know where to create this thread so I thought this wud be the proper place, feel free to move it if it's not in the right place Smile


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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by S_W_A_Y_E_R on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:08 am

    wow haha l Very Happy o Very Happy 0 Very Happy o Very Happy l man it was awesome & it has changed my mood in the morning Very Happy i really liked the last 1 lo0ol & the lawyer1 was good 2

    hey this was the perfect place 2 post the thrd cuz we still didnt made a forum for jokes so u can post here if u want 2 Very Happy


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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by Francomacc on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:35 am

    great, maybe you will like this one as well.

    A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He's so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife'' mother of six'', in spite of her objections.
    One night they go to a party. The man decides that it was time to go home and wants to find out if his wife is ready to leave as well.
    He shouts at the top of his voice, '' shall we go home now mother of six''??
    his wife finally fed up with her housband replies back,, ''anytime you are ready, father of four ''.

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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by Francomacc on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:41 am

    That was a classy one i've got many many more but i should get some sleep as it's almost 5 am in argentina Smile

    ttyt, good luck i hope you like this last one Wink

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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by Francomacc on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:43 am

    50 posts awesome Smile
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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by S2000 on Sat Mar 08, 2008 8:12 pm

    LOL THANX FOR THE JOKES FRANC

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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by J . U . N . I . O . R on Sun Mar 09, 2008 5:13 pm

    looooooool franc , they r really good jokes specially the one for the SOLDIER and the BOY"S GF man i thout the boy was dead looooooool . what a hard situation


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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by Francomacc on Sun Mar 09, 2008 8:05 pm

    Indeed , well fortunately those are just jokes Wink
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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by aSmile on Wed Aug 27, 2008 9:25 pm

    LOL so funny lol!
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    Post by S_W_A_Y_E_R on Sun Aug 31, 2008 11:50 pm

    2day ireaded 'm again & btw aSmile:i was checkin out everybodys profiles & i saw ur blog i cant tell u how i felt Sad


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    Re: Best jokes ever!!

    Post by SeanpaulSmillie on Wed Sep 03, 2008 3:01 am

    Haha, that last one was exellent! the "to die" one was great to!

    Thank you so much sharing them!

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